Responsibility and hard work are wastes of time. To hell with them!
We believe in the value of guilt-free napping and we’ve got the perfect tools for the task. Read on to learn what makes a Lazy Bandido the best hammock in the world, and why we take pride in our laziness.
We only sell large, “double hammocks.” Stretching to 7’ 6” wide they’re perfect for stretching out your arms and legs, opening your mouth wide, and grunting. Wife around? Don’t grunt. Invite her into the hammock. There’s plenty of room for 2 adults and even a 3rd or 4th child. They support up to 800 lbs.
If you want a hammock that looks like an Easter egg or children’s fishing net, go somewhere else. We make bold hammocks, inspired by bold characters, for bold people who take pride in their laziness.
Our hammocks feature beautiful woven scalloped fringes. These serve two purposes. First, the decorative flair reminds your neighbor you’re better than him. Second, the fringes can be pulled over you and used as a blanket on a cool or breezy evening.
Solid fabric hammocks, camping hammocks, and even American rope style hammocks are extremely rigid and incapable of stretching. They feel stiff and unforgiving. Ours don’t. With our “double spring” weave, each strand of nylon in our hammocks is interwoven multiple times so that the hammock stretches and conforms to your individual shape and weight. In the world’s best hammock you’ll feel like you’re napping on a cloud.
REASONABLY WEATHER RESISTANT
Our hammocks are woven from 100% nylon. This makes them much more resistant to rain, humidity, sunlight, and wind than a cotton hammock. Should you leave it outdoors in a hurricane? Probably not. But take decent care of it and you’ll be drooling in it for many years to come.
NOT SO DAMN TIPPY!
Ever tried to relax in the backyard hammock at a family cookout only to promptly tip on your ass? That won’t happen with a Lazy Bandido. Why? We don’t use spreader bars. Spreader bars make hammocks extremely “tippy” and unstable. Without them, the hammock is much, much easier to use. And, since the hammock can stretch like it was meant to, it’s more comfortable too. The people who’ve been weaving hammocks for the past five centuries don’t use spreader bars. Neither should you.
INDOOR, OUTDOOR, PATIO
Our hammocks are perfect anywhere you want to hang them. With a ridiculously comfortable weave and more than enough space to stretch out many people actually use them as a full time bed instead of a traditional mattress. Others hang them as a living room or patio hammock for quick afternoon naps. And with our weather resistant nylon they’re great for use as an attention grabbing backyard hammock.
REPLACE YOUR BED
Many of our customers buy our hammocks to replace their regular mattress. Why? Multiple studies have shown that hammocks help you fall asleep faster, enjoy deeper, longer sleep, boost your immune system through better breathing and blood circulation and reduce pressure points and even fix back problems. And with a simple Wall Hanging Kit and the extremely comfortable weave and plenty of room to spread out, a Lazy Bandido makes for the perfect indoor hammock bed.
The Mayan artisans of Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula have been weaving hammocks since before Columbus arrived. That was over 500 years ago. Now, they weave every Lazy Bandido hammock using all the wisdom they’ve learned over the past 5 centuries.
We pay fair prices for all our hammocks and believe in taking care of the artisans who put their love and centuries of passed down expertise into each and every hammock.
FREE SHIPPING & RETURNS
We offer free shipping and returns anywhere in the US. Yes, even you, Hawaii and Alaska;) Live outside the US? No problem. We’ll ship a hammock to the moon for a fair price. Check the “shipping & returns” tab of any hammock page for prices to your country. If your country isn’t listed just send us an email.
100% GUARANTEE FOR 1 YEAR
We lack an attractive jawline and can’t take a punch. So we’ve compensated by making damn good hammocks and being overly nice. If you’re unsatisfied with any purchase, for any reason, you can return any or all items for an exchange or 100% refund within 1 year of the purchase date. We may ask questions to improve our products and service, but your answers won’t affect your refund.
SELECT YOUR HAMMOCK! the most comfortable nap of your life is just a click away!